"and who am i?! that’s one secret i’ll never tell. you know you love me.. xoxo butthead girl" is what it should say! FOR GOODNESS SAKE WHAT IS THIS SHOW?! why does everyone sabotage themselves?! why do they sabotage each other?! blair and chuck? why u no work no more? AND JENNY. jenny don’t even get me started on what ima do to you if you continue to push this stupid little stunt you’re trying to pull. nate is soooooooooooo far out of your league. and so is serena. so just stop being a little butt, and nobody gets hurt. i thought you were trying to turn your life around little J. this is not the way. and now who is this random girl trying to get in with dan?! WHAT IS WITH PEOPLE IN NEW YORK?!
why is it that during the summer i’m constantly hungry and then during term time, more often than not, i’m not all that bothered about eating? i mean of course i get hungry, and obviously i eat, but during summer i just want to eat always. and i’m doing hardly anything so it’s not like i’m using up a buttload of energy that needs to be refilled. half the time i’m sitting with kels watching netflix all day. i just want some sour skittles okkkk or something munchy, like popcorn. mmmmmm popcorn is definitely going down right now
watching gossip girl again and my gosh blair what is with youuu?! even chuck bass is better than you and he’s kind of a massive butt. chuck has come such a long way since the beginning but you blair, you my girl, you ain’t come nowhere. when will you see? i hope it’s before the end of college. please let it be before the end.
do you have a smart phone? have you ever heard of a little game called two dots? well it sucks. but it’s also pretty great… it’s so addictively annoying and frustrating but cool and the satisfaction and joy and triumph you get when you complete a real butthead of a level is a victorious feeling not easily beaten. basically you join together dots, at least 2 at a time, to get through levels. (my sister just looked over at me typing, gave me this look, and then did an impression of my typing by just tapping her fingers on the table super fast. so i’ve gained some mad typing skillzzzz from my childhood years of msn… yeah that’s right, msn taught me the ways) so this game man. makes you wanna punch something when you’ve got one move left and you’re so close but you just can’t win. and then makes you wanna jump up and down and be all like “IN YOUR FACE YOU PIECE OF POOP GAME I HAVE CONQUERED YET ANOTHER FACET OF YOUR TORTUROUS WAYS” so yeahhhhhh just stay away, it’s for the better.
i’m watching the man of steel with dad and kels (would you believe this is her first time watching it?! sake guuuurl and she’s not seen the amazing spiderman either, whatta wee geek) so we’re watching and there’s this one riff in the main theme that whenever it plays i keep expecting it to turn into daenerys’ theme from game of thrones but it disappoints me every time. the music in this is pretty great but it’s nothing on the epic majesty of the choir singing the song of the stormborn.
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on a less bug-bitey note, me and kels are burning through gossip girl. we’re nearing the end of season 2 and the drama just never ends. why can nothing last? and all the relationships are so incestuous. everyone recycling everyone’s boyfriends and girlfriends. everyone fighting and breaking up over the silliest things. WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST TELL HIM THE TRUTH?! but nooooooo, you kept it a secret. and then of course he found out later on. and was like “why didn’t you tell me?!” and then boom “this is it. it’s over isn’t it” also, how on earth are all these little 16 year olds getting into clubs and getting drinks?! and man, blair is really crap a lot of the time. back-stabbing, and manipulative, and scheming, and just a butt. and yet, somehow, beyond all odds, serena sticks by her. even when blair is reaaaaaaally jerky to her, and uses her, and embarrasses and humiliates her. how on earth did she land a babe like serena, who at least tries not to be crap, as such a loyal best friend?! AND ANOTHER THING, have you seen serena?! cuz dang gurl she is hawwwt. and also, whenever someone gets a text why is it always a max of 3 lines, and written in like the biggest font in existence?! have these children been blinded by all the money they’re drowning under? can they just not read? is it to make it easier for other people to read it over their shoulder and report it to gossip girl? the world will never know…
so my sister and i, along with a couple friends, hiked up a wee mountain the other day which was so much fun. i’ve been up it before years ago but this time was soooooooo much more work than i remembered it being. i thought it was just a walk along a trail but this was verging on some proper hillwalking. with almost some rock climbing right near the top. (which was awesome, i’ve been wanting to go climbing for so long that i went up the hard way because i seriously wanted some climbing action) but it was good. and we had such amazingly gorgeous weather that made it even better. though my shoulders did get sunburnt, they always get sunburnt, but i have pretty magical skin and the burn was turned to tan by the next morning. but now, nearly 3 days later, i am suffering and nearing death by itchy bug-bite. holy. flipping. toledo. it’s horrible. nothing stops the itching. not even scratching it! that just makes it hurt and then the bumpy crap lasts longer! kelsey’s slapping method isn’t very effective either. that also just leads to a lot of pain. my only brief respite is in sleep. come soon to me my dearest.
so this gossip girl isn’t at all what i thought it was. before i heard anything about it i thought it was about a magazine and the all gossip related to that. buuuuut nope. it’s about high schoolers at a la dee daaaa prep school in the upper east side and all the gossip related to that. which sounds like a dumb teenage drama, whiiiiich it kind of is but i like it. i mean it ain’t no gilmore girls, but it’s pretty good.
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