"Mr S Dedalus’ remark (or should it be called an interruption?) that an omnivorous being which can masticate, deglute, digest and apparently pass through the ordinary channel with pluterperfect imperturbability such multifarious aliments as cancrenous females emaciated by parnutrition, corpulent professional gentlemen, not to speak of jaundiced politicians and chlorotic nuns, might possibly find gastric relief in an innocent collation of staggering bob, reveals as nought else could and in a very unsavoury light the tendency above alluded to."
remember that episode of friends where joey’s trying to write a recommendation letter and he just goes thesaurus crazy and changes practically every word? yeah, that’s what i feel like this guy has done with this sentence. i think its time to take another break from this book…
i am seriously loving the universal re-ignition of gilmore girls love that has been making the rounds recently after the announcement they were finally coming to netflix. i saw this buzzfeed article the other day and man, the feels i got reading it. so many warm fuzzy feelingsssssssss. how can you not just fall completely in love with rory and lorelai?! and get all involved in their lives?! in their ups and downs, in all their silly little dramas and momentous occasions. if ever i need cheering up, plenty of tea and a wee gg’s sesh never fails me. i spend every season judging the progression of rory’s hair from “guuurl this needs to be fixed?!” to “DANG YOUR HAIR IS LUSH” i cried when she graduated from chilton and again when she graduates from yale and pretty much wanted to cry during all those episodes where the gilmore girls are apart. during rory’s downward spiral into the clutches of grandma gilmore and the DAR. the judging of rory’s men - dean: dude just fix your hair. jess: oh HEY heyyyy, but stop being a butt. logan: just get out. marty: the biggest fool of all time. and all the banterrrrrr. that show is just constant bantz. and it’s not frustratingly tense and dramatic like gossip girl (FLIPPIN ECK MAN) it’s my dream to live in stars hollow. and for rory to be my besto.
on the train home post bake off and there’s a girl across from me knitting - yay! but there’s also the overwhelming smell of someone’s salt and vinegar crisps - nostril death. I’ve tried to like vinegar, I really have. but in vain have I struggled. it will not do. my feelings will not be repressed. you must allow me to tell you how ardently I abhor and detest you. (see what I did there) but on a high from the bake off result, and the fact the ticket man just came by and didn’t ask to see my railcard (the little things in life) I am content. plus I’m on a ‘cross country’ train, livin’ the life of luxury boys. man I’m so hungry. I could so go for some shawarma right now. or a bagel. a donner bagel with olives and cream cheese and garlic mmmmmmm. homer drool. but oh well, at least a fridge raid and gossip girl sesh awaits.
"O sweety all your little girlwhite up I saw dirty bracegirdle made me do love sticky we two naughty Grace darling she him half past the bed met him pike hoses frillies for Raoul de perfume your wife black hair heave under embon señorita young eyes Mulvey plump bubs me breadvan Winkle red slippers she rusty sleep wander years of dreams return tail end Agendath swoony lovey showed me her next year in drawers return in her next her next."
….. seriously what the flip is this book?!!?? This is a direct quote, I am so done.
p.s. BAKE OFF HAS RETURNED! the cake-shaped void in my life can now be filled. i am so beyond happy and excited for the weeks to come. already got some early favourites and people to watch. and i’ve made a prediction for the final. nancy. martha. norman. although beardy irish guy is pretty great too. but flippin ‘eck martha man, she’s 17 and she’s like a pro already, way to make students across the country feel really great… and how can we neglect to mention the epicness that is, mel and sue, you just can’t beat those guys. and of course there’s mary berry and paul. there’s nothing worse than mary’s disappointment, her judgey face is far worse than any of paul’s scathing words. but she’s just so adorable, i love her.
bake off is back on tv, i just got some amazing adventure time pjs, my fridge is full of grape soda, i found minirolls in the reduced section, i bought some books, its the fringe, i have pie, my evening plans consist of catching up on once upon a time, this week has mainly consisted of back-to-back anime watching. summer lyfe is where it’s at. now if someone would bring me some shawarma that would be aaaaawesome
"and who am i?! that’s one secret i’ll never tell. you know you love me.. xoxo butthead girl" is what it should say! FOR GOODNESS SAKE WHAT IS THIS SHOW?! why does everyone sabotage themselves?! why do they sabotage each other?! blair and chuck? why u no work no more? AND JENNY. jenny don’t even get me started on what ima do to you if you continue to push this stupid little stunt you’re trying to pull. nate is soooooooooooo far out of your league. and so is serena. so just stop being a little butt, and nobody gets hurt. i thought you were trying to turn your life around little J. this is not the way. and now who is this random girl trying to get in with dan?! WHAT IS WITH PEOPLE IN NEW YORK?!
why is it that during the summer i’m constantly hungry and then during term time, more often than not, i’m not all that bothered about eating? i mean of course i get hungry, and obviously i eat, but during summer i just want to eat always. and i’m doing hardly anything so it’s not like i’m using up a buttload of energy that needs to be refilled. half the time i’m sitting with kels watching netflix all day. i just want some sour skittles okkkk or something munchy, like popcorn. mmmmmm popcorn is definitely going down right now
watching gossip girl again and my gosh blair what is with youuu?! even chuck bass is better than you and he’s kind of a massive butt. chuck has come such a long way since the beginning but you blair, you my girl, you ain’t come nowhere. when will you see? i hope it’s before the end of college. please let it be before the end.
do you have a smart phone? have you ever heard of a little game called two dots? well it sucks. but it’s also pretty great… it’s so addictively annoying and frustrating but cool and the satisfaction and joy and triumph you get when you complete a real butthead of a level is a victorious feeling not easily beaten. basically you join together dots, at least 2 at a time, to get through levels. (my sister just looked over at me typing, gave me this look, and then did an impression of my typing by just tapping her fingers on the table super fast. so i’ve gained some mad typing skillzzzz from my childhood years of msn… yeah that’s right, msn taught me the ways) so this game man. makes you wanna punch something when you’ve got one move left and you’re so close but you just can’t win. and then makes you wanna jump up and down and be all like “IN YOUR FACE YOU PIECE OF POOP GAME I HAVE CONQUERED YET ANOTHER FACET OF YOUR TORTUROUS WAYS” so yeahhhhhh just stay away, it’s for the better.
i’m watching the man of steel with dad and kels (would you believe this is her first time watching it?! sake guuuurl and she’s not seen the amazing spiderman either, whatta wee geek) so we’re watching and there’s this one riff in the main theme that whenever it plays i keep expecting it to turn into daenerys’ theme from game of thrones but it disappoints me every time. the music in this is pretty great but it’s nothing on the epic majesty of the choir singing the song of the stormborn.
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