Aug
20
2014

on the train home post bake off and there’s a girl across from me knitting - yay! but there’s also the overwhelming smell of someone’s salt and vinegar crisps - nostril death. I’ve tried to like vinegar, I really have. but in vain have I struggled. it will not do. my feelings will not be repressed. you must allow me to tell you how ardently I abhor and detest you. (see what I did there) but on a high from the bake off result, and the fact the ticket man just came by and didn’t ask to see my railcard (the little things in life) I am content. plus I’m on a ‘cross country’ train, livin’ the life of luxury boys. man I’m so hungry. I could so go for some shawarma right now. or a bagel. a donner bagel with olives and cream cheese and garlic mmmmmmm. homer drool. but oh well, at least a fridge raid and gossip girl sesh awaits.

Aug
9
2014

"O sweety all your little girlwhite up I saw dirty bracegirdle made me do love sticky we two naughty Grace darling she him half past the bed met him pike hoses frillies for Raoul de perfume your wife black hair heave under embon señorita young eyes Mulvey plump bubs me breadvan Winkle red slippers she rusty sleep wander years of dreams return tail end Agendath swoony lovey showed me her next year in drawers return in her next her next."

….. seriously what the flip is this book?!!?? This is a direct quote, I am so done.

Aug
8
2014
Aug
7
2014

p.s. BAKE OFF HAS RETURNED! the cake-shaped void in my life can now be filled. i am so beyond happy and excited for the weeks to come. already got some early favourites and people to watch. and i’ve made a prediction for the final. nancy. martha. norman. although beardy irish guy is pretty great too. but flippin ‘eck martha man, she’s 17 and she’s like a pro already, way to make students across the country feel really great… and how can we neglect to mention the epicness that is, mel and sue, you just can’t beat those guys. and of course there’s mary berry and paul. there’s nothing worse than mary’s disappointment, her judgey face is far worse than any of paul’s scathing words. but she’s just so adorable, i love her. 

Aug
7
2014

bake off is back on tv, i just got some amazing adventure time pjs, my fridge is full of grape soda, i found minirolls in the reduced section, i bought some books, its the fringe, i have pie, my evening plans consist of catching up on once upon a time, this week has mainly consisted of back-to-back anime watching. summer lyfe is where it’s at. now if someone would bring me some shawarma that would be aaaaawesome

Jul
18
2014

"and who am i?! that’s one secret i’ll never tell. you know you love me.. xoxo butthead girl" is what it should say! FOR GOODNESS SAKE WHAT IS THIS SHOW?! why does everyone sabotage themselves?! why do they sabotage each other?! blair and chuck? why u no work no more? AND JENNY. jenny don’t even get me started on what ima do to you if you continue to push this stupid little stunt you’re trying to pull. nate is soooooooooooo far out of your league. and so is serena. so just stop being a little butt, and nobody gets hurt. i thought you were trying to turn your life around little J. this is not the way. and now who is this random girl trying to get in with dan?! WHAT IS WITH PEOPLE IN NEW YORK?! 

Jul
17
2014

why is it that during the summer i’m constantly hungry and then during term time, more often than not, i’m not all that bothered about eating? i mean of course i get hungry, and obviously i eat, but during summer i just want to eat always. and i’m doing hardly anything so it’s not like i’m using up a buttload of energy that needs to be refilled. half the time i’m sitting with kels watching netflix all day. i just want some sour skittles okkkk or something munchy, like popcorn. mmmmmm popcorn is definitely going down right now

Jul
15
2014

watching gossip girl again and my gosh blair what is with youuu?! even chuck bass is better than you and he’s kind of a massive butt. chuck has come such a long way since the beginning but you blair, you my girl, you ain’t come nowhere. when will you see? i hope it’s before the end of college. please let it be before the end. 

Jul
15
2014

do you have a smart phone? have you ever heard of a little game called two dots? well it sucks. but it’s also pretty great… it’s so addictively annoying and frustrating but cool and the satisfaction and joy and triumph you get when you complete a real butthead of a level is a victorious feeling not easily beaten. basically you join together dots, at least 2 at a time, to get through levels. (my sister just looked over at me typing, gave me this look, and then did an impression of my typing by just tapping her fingers on the table super fast. so i’ve gained some mad typing skillzzzz from my childhood years of msn… yeah that’s right, msn taught me the ways) so this game man. makes you wanna punch something when you’ve got one move left and you’re so close but you just can’t win. and then makes you wanna jump up and down and be all like “IN YOUR FACE YOU PIECE OF POOP GAME I HAVE CONQUERED YET ANOTHER FACET OF YOUR TORTUROUS WAYS” so yeahhhhhh just stay away, it’s for the better.

Jul
14
2014

i’m watching the man of steel with dad and kels (would you believe this is her first time watching it?! sake guuuurl and she’s not seen the amazing spiderman either, whatta wee geek) so we’re watching and there’s this one riff in the main theme that whenever it plays i keep expecting it to turn into daenerys’ theme from game of thrones but it disappoints me every time. the music in this is pretty great but it’s nothing on the epic majesty of the choir singing the song of the stormborn.

Jul
14
2014

Reblogged from michelleyx :

babyhongbin:

babyhongbin:

you may look like a bride but you will never bring your family honor

one day when i try to get a boyfriend this will come back to bite me

babyhongbin:

babyhongbin:

you may look like a bride but you will never bring your family honor

one day when i try to get a boyfriend this will come back to bite me

Jul
14
2014

Reblogged from michelleyx :

rainbow-112:

woahgnarlyduuuude:

i’m procrastinating because i’m stressed and i’m stressed because i’m procrastinating

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I never seen a such an accurate gif

Jul
14
2014

Reblogged from thefuuuucomics :

rapewhistled:

what r u trying to do lil partner

can’t move, too many marshmallow wrinkles

Jul
14
2014

Reblogged from michelleyx :

  • mom: don't eat the cookies yet, they just came out of the oven and are too hot
  • me: fire cannot kill a dragon

Jul
14
2014

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